Bruce Buffer

 If this were a prizefight Bruce Buffer would be the first to introduce himself. Bruce Buffer is the challenger. Bruce Buffer is the 13-year-old brother. He grew up under the tutelage of legends and was compelled to make his own sound, take control of his sport, and become his own Buffer. He should therefore go to a music that was that was a bit UFC, something suitably Bruce. "Jump Around," by House of Pain, let's say. Bruce jumps around. He nods in his head. Energy swells out of his body in tiny lines.And it's time to go for the champion. As he moves towards the Ring the lights dim, and the speakers blast out something that is akin to Michael Buffer. "Diamonds are Forever." It's the Shirley Bassey version. Michael is patient. He knows how to get in the room. He can make VIPs feel confident about their attire at the Ringside. He doesn't have to charge his own fees once he's in the ring because it was his destiny to be born to be a ring-maker. It's effortless. You just need to start speaking.